anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

(via p-imp)

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

(via joshpeck)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(via queenchrissycumberbatch)

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via queenchrissycumberbatch)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(via forebidden)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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